Mandy: Okay, what do you think?
Audrey: Beautiful.
Mandy: Oh, good, I was worried it was out of style.
Audrey: It is, but still beautiful.
Mandy: Why did I ask?

Georgie: [coughing]
Jim: Son, you got to go home.
Georgie: No, no, I'm fine. Just a little catnap.
Jim: Georgie, listen to me. The cat's dead. Go home.

Jim: Ruben, you seen my son-in-law?
Ruben: You mean Typhoid Georgie? No.

Mandy: I'm doing the weather on Channel 7.
Beth: Really? Mm-hmm. They just let anybody do that?
Mandy: Of course not. I'm a trained weather girl. It's my real job.
Beth: So, what, this is your pretend job?
Mandy: No, this was just supposed to be temporary.
Beth: Good for you.
Mandy: No, no, no. Don't be like that. We can still hang out.
Beth: Sure, if you're not busy with all your fancy TV friends.
Mandy: [scoffs] We are not fancy, we are just plain, simple folk like you. [off Beth's look] Ooh, frigid temperatures coming down from the north. Ha-ha? No? Okay.

Mandy: So, it's sounding like with a possibility of pie in the forecast.
Roy: What are you doing?
Mandy: I'm practicing. I'm doing the weather on Channel 7 this Friday.
Roy: Good for you.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm not really a waitress.
Roy: I could have told you that.
Mandy: Thank you.

Ruben: Hey, the Oldsmobile... [Georgie sneezes right in Ruben's face] Are you kidding me?
Georgie: Sorry.
Ruben: I don't forgive you!

Georgie: I'm fine. Besides, Cooper men don't take sick days. My dad once had his appendix out, he was at work later that afternoon.
Jim: Really?
Georgie: Yeah. I mean, he passed out in the teachers' lounge, but he passed out at work.
Jim: Son, I'm not sure you're taking the right lesson from that story.
Georgie: Sure I am. Tough it out.
Jim: No, I don't think so.

Georgie: [blows nose] That don't look like allergies.

Mandy: Are you sure that's allergies?
Georgie: Yeah. [goes to hug Mandy]
Mandy: Okay, well, I'm not.
Georgie: Oh, come on. I thought we could celebrate, if you catch my drift.
Mandy: Yeah, I... I don't want to catch your drift or anything else.
Georgie: I ain't sick.
Mandy: Yeah, sorry, snot boy, I can't take my chances.

Mandy: I can't wait to quit the diner and tell Earl what I think of him.
Georgie: I thought you liked Earl.
Mandy: I do, but what's the point of being famous if you can't tell somebody off?

Mandy: This just feels like it could be the break I need.
Georgie: You deserve it.
Mandy: I know it's only temporary, but, I mean, who knows what could happen. Maybe people will like me better and start a letter writing campaign.
Georgie: I'd do that. [coughs] Well, I'd call. I'm not much of a letter writer.

Mandy: Why are you knitting?
Georgie: Your mom's teaching me. Thought I could make CeeCee a blanket.
Mandy: Sweet. I'm gonna be on TV.

Mandy: That was Channel 7. They want me to fill in for the regular weather girl on Friday.
Connor: Heather with the weather?
Mandy: Mm-hmm.
Georgie: Well, that's amazing. [coughs]
Mandy: You okay?
Georgie: Allergies.
Mandy: Heather has to go to her grandma's funeral in El Paso. Which is obviously sad.
Connor: You don't look sad.
Mandy: [excitedly] Well, I am.

Jim: What's all this?
Audrey: I'm teaching the boys how to knit.
Jim: You're kidding.
Georgie: I got through the front door!
Connor: Nice!
Audrey: Nice.
Jim: They should bring back the draft.

Audrey: Why don't you pick that one up from the basket. Okay. Hold your needles up like this. Now, watch me and Connor. Okay? In through the front door...
Connor: Round the back...
Audrey: Out through the window...
Connor: And off jumps Jack.
Georgie: Okay, hold on, slow down. In through the front door. Dang. In through the... [groans] Dang it. That front door's hard to get through.

Georgie: [blows nose] Oh. What are y'all doing?
Connor: I'm learning how to knit.
Audrey: Are you okay? You don't sound so good.
Georgie: Oh, just allergies. I always thought knitting was kind of a little old lady thing.
Audrey: Why would you think that?
Georgie: 'Cause I've only ever seen little old ladies do it. Like my meemaw and... Mostly my meemaw.

Fred Fagenbacher: Now, I don't know if you heard, but, uh, I'll be outfitting all the new ambulances at St.
Joseph's.
Jim: Congratulations. I don't know if you heard, but we've been selling them new Korean tires now. Can't keep 'em in stock.
Fred Fagenbacher: Well, good for you. I opened up a second location in Nacogdoches.
Jim: We got all the Medford school buses.
Fred Fagenbacher: There's only two.
Jim: And they're ours.
Diana: Freddy, I'm kind of hungry.
Fred Fagenbacher: Hang on baby. I'm sponsoring a NASCAR team. I got Fagenbacher decals on three cars.
Jim: You got a NASCAR team?
Fred Fagenbacher: His head's turning red. We can go now.
Diana: Bye.
Jim: Man, I can't stand that guy.
Audrey: I know. [smiles] He's terrible.

Fred Fagenbacher: Diana, this is Audrey and Jim, old friends of mine.
Diana: Nice to meet you.
Audrey: Hi.
Jim: Hello.
Audrey: Is this your daughter?
Fred Fagenbacher: My God, I hope not.

Audrey: Pretty impressive waiting on all these tables by herself.
Jim: Oh, that's not a surprise, she has six years of college.

Georgie: Well, Mr. Fagenbacher is giving me 20% commission on everything that I sell, so if I was to come back...
Mandy: [o.s.] Georgie!
Georgie: Thank you for this opportunity. [shakes Jim's hand]