Georgie: I'm just saying a lot of what they preach makes sense.
Mandy: Ugh, you're starting to sound like your mom.
Georgie: What the heck's that supposed to mean?
Mandy: Oh, calm down, I love her, but... you know, when it comes to the church, she's a little bit of a...
Georgie: A little bit of a what?
Mandy: Hang on, I'm trying to think of a word that isn't "nutjob."
Georgie: Nutjob? If I were you, I wouldn't start comparing moms.
Mandy: [scoffs] What's that mean?
Georgie: Hang on, I'm trying to think of a word that isn't "bitch." [Mandy gasps] Where you going? I thought we were gonna fool around.
Mandy: Pray for it, see what happens.

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Mandy: You look nice.
Georgie: Thanks. Last chance to come to church with me.
Mandy: Sorry, today's a strict no-bra day.

Jim: You're workin' for Fagenbacher?
Georgie: What can I say? He knows talent when he sees it.
Audrey: Freddy gave you a job?
Mandy: Please don't say "Freddy" and "job" in the same sentence.

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Georgie: It's a nice car you got.
Valerie: Well, God is good.
Georgie: Oh, you're one of them.
Valerie: "One of them"?
Georgie: I don't mean nothing by it. My mom's one of them, too.
Valerie: Blessed with the abundance of God's love?
Georgie: Yep, definitely one of them.

Georgie: Hey, what do you think about coming to church with me on Sunday?
Mandy: Church? You want pancakes, just tell me.
Georgie: No, this lady I towed last night was telling me how her church is all about prosperity and making money.
Mandy: So?
Georgie: So, those are two of my favorite things.