Audrey Quote #88
Quote from Audrey in the episode McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies
Audrey: All right, what's going on?
Jim: Nothing.
Georgie: I agree.
Audrey: Did you say something to him?
Jim: Um, I don't think so. Did I?
Georgie: No, you did not.
Audrey: Look me in the eye and say you had nothing to do with him suddenly being on your side.
Jim: [scoffs] I had nothing to do with him suddenly being on my side.
Audrey: You are unbelievable!
Audrey Quotes
Quote from the episode The 6:10 to Lubbock
Mandy: Busy?
Audrey: Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.
Quote from the episode Some New York Nonsense
Audrey: So... I couldn't help overhearing you and Georgie arguing last night.
Mandy: You were eavesdropping?
Audrey: Eavesdropping is when you want to listen. Overhearing is when you have no choice.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Jim: Kind of bummed we lost our bridge partners.
Connor: I'll play with you.
Audrey: That's nice, but it's a four-person game.
Connor: We could play something else.
Audrey: How about Scrabble?
Jim: How about something I'm good at?
Audrey: Reading on the toilet is not a game, Jim.
‘McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies’ Quotes
Quote from Georgie
Ruben: Why are you reading Cosmo?
Georgie: Trying to learn how women think. Did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Ruben: Are there pictures?
Georgie: Sometimes.
Ruben: Hmm.
Georgie: Listen to this, "The Health Benefits of Sex." "Travels in His... Erogenous Zone"? I don't know what that is.
Quote from Georgie
Georgie: I figure, with just a few changes, we could be the only woman-friendly tire store in town.
Mandy: This ought to be good. What changes?
Georgie: For starters, we got some lady magazines for the waiting area.
Jim: And flavored creamers for the coffee.
Georgie: Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free.
Quote from Georgie
Mandy: I don't know, Georgie, it kind of seems like the frog and the boiling water.
Georgie: What's that?
Mandy: Well, it's a metaphor. The frog is in a pot of water, and the heat gets turned up little by little so it doesn't notice it's boiling.
Georgie: Who's boiling a frog?
Mandy: It doesn't matter.
Georgie: Are they making frog soup?
Mandy: It's not a real thing.
Georgie: Oh, good, 'cause I would not eat frog soup.
Mandy: I-I'm just saying, my mom's gradually starting to like you, so maybe don't turn up the heat too fast.