Mandy: Um, so here's the thing. Georgie's going through a rough time, and I want to help.
Meemaw: What can I do?
Mandy: Well, it would mean a lot to him if you could be with us for Thanksgiving.
Meemaw: [sighs] Oh, honey, I am so sorry. I promised Dale I'd go camping with him.
Mandy: Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
Meemaw: Just let me talk to Dale. [shouts] We're not going camping!
Dale Ballard: [returns] I was gone 20 seconds. What the hell happened?
Meemaw: We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie.
Dale Ballard: I've been looking forward to this for months.
Meemaw: Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. [to Mandy] What time you want us?

Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Jim: Maybe next year, we can take CeeCee to the Macy's Parade.
Audrey: [gasps] You're not taking my granddaughter to New York City. She'll come back a Democrat.
Mandy: She's a baby.
Audrey: A God-fearing, Republican baby.

Mary Cooper: This is a nice surprise.
Georgie: Just wanted to drop off some of CeeCee's old clothes for the donation room.
Mary Cooper: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to hang on to these in case you have another one?
Georgie: Oh, we ain't planning on another one just yet.
Mary Cooper: You weren't planning on the first one, either.
Georgie: Fair point.

Meemaw: So, how's it going? My little great-granddaughter saying "meemaw" yet?
Mandy: No, just "dada." Pisses me off.
Dale Ballard: Uh, enjoy it. My kid doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Meemaw: Why bring it up?
Dale Ballard: It's called making conversation.