Mandy: Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area. I just wanted to introduce myself and see if you had a few minutes to hear about our exciting products.
Joan: How did you get in this building?
Mandy: Oh, well, I waited till somebody was coming out... [Joan slams the door shut]

Audrey: So? How'd it go?
Mandy: Great. Just great.
Jim: It's important to keep in mind, selling is like an art. You know, it takes time to learn the... [off Mandy's look] Somebody else talk.

Georgie: Yeah, when I was young, I tried sellin' door-to-door. It was rough.
Mandy: Yeah, how young?
Georgie: Oh, real young, 16.
Mandy: So three years ago.
Georgie: That's a big chuck of my life. The point is is I got better.
Mandy: Oh, good for you.
Georgie: [to Jim] I see why you stopped talkin'.

Audrey: You spent $1,200 to sell diet food to Texans?
Mandy: Georgie thought it was a good idea.
Georgie: I was tryin' to be supportive.
Mandy: So you were lying?
Georgie: I was supportin'.

Jim: You know, I was thinking, maybe we should buy some of Mandy's diet crap. You know, get her started.
Audrey: Really? Have you forgotten the Girl Scout cookies? The crying, the tantrums. "Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
Jim: She ended up selling a bunch.
Audrey: To you.
Jim: Oh, like you don't enjoy a Thin Mint out of the freezer.

Audrey: You know, she's not a little girl anymore. You can't keep coddling her.
Jim: [scoffs] You coddle Connor. What's the difference?
Audrey: He's a late bloomer.
Jim: He's 26. He bloomed. This is the bloom.
Audrey: You know very well he requires a little extra love.
Jim: He requires a swift kick in the ass.
Audrey: [scoffs] You don't mean that.

Jim: You could at least make him chip in around the house, you know, maybe do his own laundry.
Audrey: That seems fair.
Jim: Really?
Audrey: Yeah.
Jim: Hmm.
Audrey: What?
Jim: I wasn't prepared to win an argument.

Mandy: Hi! Would you like to sample one of our delicious diet shakes or nutrition bars? [man keeps walking] Okay, maybe on the way out! Hi, ma'am, would you like to sample one of our delicious diet shakes? Not that I think you're fat! 'Cause I don't!
Georgie: Hey.
Mandy: Hey, what are you doing here?
Georgie: Oh, just wanted to come check in on my favorite saleslady. How's it going?
Mandy: Good. Uh, passing out samples, getting people excited about the product. [to woman leaving the store] Oh, excuse me, may I interest you in a free sample of a... [she keeps moving] I'm a person! I have feelings!

Jim: You know how to use the fabric softeners and whatnot?
Connor: There's instructions on the bottle.
Jim: Right. Good for you. So all these years your mother did your laundry, you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Why didn't you ever do it?
Connor: No one asked me.
Jim: So if I asked you to... clean the bathroom, do the dishes, take out the garbage, you would?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: [chuckles softly] Okay. Well, then... do those things.
Connor: Okay.
Jim: [quietly to himself] This is crazy.

Audrey: What's going on?
Mandy: My husband thinks I'm an idiot.
Georgie: No, I don't.
Mandy: You just think I suck at sales.
Georgie: Which don't make you an idiot.
Audrey: He's right. "Which don't."

Georgie: Mandy, selling is in my blood. It's what I do. Why can't you just let me help you?
Mandy: Because I wanted to do it on my own.
Georgie: That's just crazy. If I was trying to be a waitress in a diner, I'd ask you for help. Now, see, that right there, that is what an idiot sounds like.

Connor: Bathroom's clean. [goes to the kitchen]
Jim: Attaboy.
Audrey: What did you say to him?
Jim: I just asked.
Audrey: I don't know how I feel about this.
Jim: What's the problem?
Audrey: [sighs] I guess I'm just used to taking care of him.
Jim: Aw. 'Cause he's your baby boy?
Audrey: Yeah.
Jim: Hmm? Well, if it makes you feel any better, you can always take care of me.
Audrey: Oh, it's not the same!
Connor: [enters] Brought you a fresh one, Dad.
Jim: Thank you, son. [Connor exits] [chuckles softly] [to Audrey] It's a tough night for you, huh?

Georgie: Hey. How'd her checkup go?
Mandy: Great, good, she might need glasses. More importantly, I made a ton of sales and I did it all by myself.
Georgie: That's amazing.
Mandy: You're darn right it's amazing.

Mandy: What's that?
Georgie: Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.
Mandy: You're kidding.
Georgie: They ain't really. It's just a metaphor.
Mandy: [chuckles] Yeah, I got it. Uh, why are you reading it?
Georgie: Well, I'm trying to be a better husband.
Mandy: You'd do that for me?
Georgie: I'd do anything for you.
Mandy: I didn't think that included reading a book.
Georgie: Not just any book a long-ass, boring one.

Georgie: Hey, you know the rule, whoever finishes the coffee's got to make more.
Ruben: That's the rule, huh?
Georgie: Yeah.
Ruben: And who made the rule?
Georgie: Well, uh, me.
Ruben: Cheers.
Georgie: Without rules, we got anarchy!

Jim: I need you to cover the store this weekend.
Georgie: Where are you gonna be?
Jim: Tire convention in New Orleans.
Georgie: And you ain't taking me?
Jim: Why would I?
Georgie: Well, a tire convention's like going to Dollywood, but better 'cause there's tires.

Georgie: So you told him?
Jim: No, that's why the door's shut.
Georgie: Well, I don't want to tell him.
Jim: Son, dealing with disgruntled employees is part of the job.
Georgie: Then why don't you do it?
Jim: Well, I'm dealing with you. You're disgruntled. I'm done.
Georgie: Fine.
Jim: This is good for you.
Georgie: You mean it's good for you.
Jim: Same thing.

Georgie: Ruben, just a heads-up. Mr. McAllister's going out of town, and he's leaving me in charge.
Ruben: That makes sense. You have been here several months.
Georgie: Just so you know, I don't even think of it as me being in charge. I think of us more as partners, like Tango and Cash.
Ruben: I don't know what that is.
Georgie: You ain't never seen Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone?
Ruben: Go make coffee.
Georgie: Yes, sir.

Mandy: Where you going?
Jim: New Orleans, tire convention.
Mandy: Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
Jim: Why would I?
Mandy: Why wouldn't you? He's great at networking, people like him.
Connor: I'm a fan.
Georgie: Thank you, Bubba.

Georgie: So can I?
Jim: You really want to?
Georgie: I do.
Jim: Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben he has to run the shop.
Georgie: I'll tell him.
Jim: No, this is good news. Boss gets to give the good news.