Georgie: Hey, what's up with that old Mustang in the garage?
Audrey: Ooh, that's a good question, Jim.
Jim: I'm gonna fix it.
Audrey: You've been saying that for years.
Georgie: What's going on?
Mandy: Dad bought the car at a police auction. Mom hates it. You're all caught up.
Audrey: That thing will never run.
Georgie: Yes, it will.
Audrey: Oh, please. There's a better chance I'll see you run.

Georgie: You know, an old Mustang can be worth a lot of money if we fix her up.
Audrey: Yes, fix her, sell her and give me my garage back.
Mandy: Hey, do you know anything about fixing cars?
Georgie: I didn't know anything about fixing sprinklers till about ten minutes ago. What do you think?
Jim: Well, it would be fun to get her running. I don't know about selling it, though.
Georgie: Then we don't.
Audrey: If you sell it, I'll give you half.
Georgie: I think we should sell it.

Jim: Carburetor needs to be rebuilt, the brakes are gone, transmission's cracked, and last I looked, there's a family of rats living in the radiator.
Georgie: So all we need is some elbow grease, a little bit of cheese, and she'll be good as new.
Jim: I wish I had your confidence.
Georgie: I'll loan you some. I got plenty to spare.
Jim: I don't know, now that I'm looking at it, maybe the smart play is just sell it to a junkyard and admit defeat.
Georgie: That sure would make Mrs. McAllister happy. She does enjoy being right.
Jim: Pop the hood. Let's have a look.
Georgie: Now we're talking. Look at that... good news already.
Jim: What?
Georgie: Your rats are dead.

Georgie: This is gonna be great. I ain't never rode in a convertible before.
Jim: You know how dogs like to stick their head out the car window? It's like that but for people.
Georgie: Interior's in good shape. Seats leather?
Jim: No, I think it's Naugahyde.
Georgie: What animal's that from?
Jim: I don't know, a... a "nauga"?

Mandy: Hey. I thought you guys were out here working.
Jim: We are.
Georgie: This is the planning stage.
Jim: Yeah, very important.
Mandy: Okay. Well, you need to wash up, come in for dinner.
Georgie: Be right in.
Jim: I got about a half a bottle of planning left. [bottles clink]

Mandy: They're gonna be a while.
Audrey: Drinking?
Mandy: Yeah.
Audrey: Should've never let him have a fridge out there.

Mandy: Well, that's really sad.
Audrey: Any different than you and me?
Mandy: Well, we do stuff together.
Audrey: Like what?
Mandy: I don't know, didn't we do a puzzle once?

Audrey: Well, if we wanted to do something together, how about we turn my office into a room for the baby?
Mandy: Um, I don't know if I'm ready for her to sleep in her own room.
Audrey: Wouldn't it be nice for you and Georgie to have some privacy?
[fantasy: Georgie and Mandy are kissing in bed:]
Mandy: CeeCee asleep?
Georgie: She's fine. Don't worry about it.
Mandy: Okay.
[toddler CeeCee is standing up in her crib, pointing directly at her mom and dad in bed]
Mandy: [whispers] Slowly take your hand off me.
[reality:]
Mandy: Come to think of it, a little privacy might be nice.

Jim: You need to tighten the clamp around the hose, make sure you get a good seal.
Georgie: How tight we talking?
Jim: Like a belt. You don't want your pants to fall down, but you want to leave room for dessert.

Connor: [enters] Hello.
Georgie: Hey. We're installing a water pump. Want to join us?
Connor: Thank you for the invitation. [Connor goes up stairs]
Georgie: Great. How about that? We're putting together a pit crew.
Jim: That wasn't a yes.
Georgie: Sure it was.
Jim: I'm telling you.
Georgie: Hang on.
[Georgie goes upstairs and knocks on Connor's door. A moment later, he walks back down the stairs.]
Georgie: I stand corrected.

Mandy: Be patient. My mom and I are gonna turn her office into a nursery.
Georgie: You're gonna do a project with your mother?
Mandy: I'm not saying there won't be blood.

Mandy: You know, now that CeeCee's starting to walk, we should think about babyproofing this place.
Audrey: We didn't babyproof the house for you or your brother, and you both lived.
Mandy: Have you forgotten that Connor stuck a butter knife in an outlet?
Audrey: And he lived. Your point?
Mandy: Might explain the way he is.
Connor: You mean my electric personality?

Georgie: Brought dinner.
Mandy: Ooh, meat lovers. What's the occasion?
Jim: Well, thanks to your husband, we're handling all the auto business for the high school. [Mandy gasps]
Georgie: I'm bringin' home the bacon, and the sausage and the pepperoni.

Jim: Got a pretty hefty commission check coming your way.
Georgie: We sure need it, given our ginormous credit card debt.
Mandy: You mean my ginormous credit card debt.
Georgie: I was tryin' to be nice.
Mandy: Try harder.
Georgie: Your ginormous credit card debt does not diminish my love for you.
Jim: That is nicer.

Mandy: It just makes me feel like I'm- I'm not contributing anything.
Georgie: Honey, it ain't a competition.
Mandy: Yes, it is and I'm losing.
Georgie: You want me to earn less?
Mandy: Look, I went to college, I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in communications. I should be making more than you.
Georgie: Well, what's stoppin' you? [Mandy glares at Georgie] Oh, come on, put that diploma to use, talk to me.

Mandy: Can I get you anything else?
Roy: Tea's fine.
Mandy: Mm. You sure? Slice of pie?
Roy: What kind of pie you got?
Mandy: Apple, pecan, lemon meringue.
Roy: Nah, I get my pie from the Waffle House.
Mandy: Right. [sighs heavily]
Roy: I could use some more hot water.
Mandy: Can I get you another tea bag?
Roy: You gonna charge me for it?
Mandy: Yes.
Roy: Water's fine. [Mandy sighs] You charge for lemon?
Mandy: No. [hands him a plate with sliced lemon]
Roy: Thank you.
Mandy: You know, I went to college.

Female D.J.: [on radio] We'll be back with more of today's hits right after this.
Announcer: [on radio] Do you feel like your potential isn't being maximized?
Mandy: Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Announcer: Could you use some extra money?
Mandy: Does a bear crap in the woods?
Announcer: Would you like to be your own boss?
Mandy: I don't care, just say how to do it.

Mandy: So it's basically selling vitamins, and diet shakes, and health bars. And I can make my own schedule so I can keep my job at the diner and I can still be here for CeeCee.
Georgie: Have you ever worked in sales?
Mandy: No, but how hard can it be selling diet stuff to Texans, everybody's chunky.

Mandy: Well, here's the thing you know that old saying, "You gotta spend money to make money?"
Georgie: Uh-huh.
Mandy: Well, there you go.
Georgie: How much?
Mandy: Well, obviously I'd make it back real fast.
Georgie: How much?
Mandy: And keep in mind, sales is all about communication. And what do I have a degree in?
Georgie: Are you gonna tell me or not?
Mandy: It's $1,200.
Georgie: That's my whole commission from the school account.
Mandy: Meant to be, huh?

Georgie: Just so I'm clear, are you competing with me or are we on the same team?
Mandy: [scoffs] How can you even ask that? Of course we're on the same team.
Georgie: Okay, let's do it.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Georgie: Just a word of warnin', sales is not as easy as you think.
Mandy: It's not? I just got you to fork over 1,200 bucks. God, I am so turned on right now.