Georgie: If I may, you do have a habit of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.
Audrey: Name one.
Jim: Oh, let's not go naming things.
Mandy: How about saying that CeeCee might be dumb like her dad?
Georgie: She said that?
Mandy: She said that.
Audrey: I never said that!
Georgie: Hey, you can call me whatever you want but you do not insult my daughter or accuse my wife of having hormones. Start packing, we're out of here.

Bev: Comes with your own patio furniture, barbecue, awning.
Georgie: Nice. For entertaining.
Bev: And this is your living room/den/rumpus room.
Mandy: It's a little cramped.
Bev: Only a problem if you don't like each other.
Georgie: Well, then that is not a problem for us.
Bev: He's a chipper one, ain't he?
Mandy: Yeah.

Georgie: I know it's not exactly what we had in mind...
Mandy: We're taking it.
Georgie: Really?
Mandy: Yeah. I mean, it sucks, but it's still better than living with my mother. [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling stops] Still better.

Georgie: Hey, welcome to the Cooper residence.
Mandy: [o.s.] Cooper-McAllister.
Georgie: Hmm. I'm surprised she put my name first. Come on in.

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Georgie: [whispers] Here I come.
Mandy: Oh, careful.
Georgie: Look at me, I'm Spider-Man.

Mandy: Hey, maybe it's time I go back to work.
Georgie: Really? She's ain't even a year yet.
Mandy: Yeah, I know that was the plan, but... plans change.
Georgie: Mandy, I support you in anything you wanna do, but I promise, I'll get us out of here. [kisses Mandy]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] How?
Georgie: Simple, I'll make a lot of money. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Yeah, but how?
Georgie: Never giving up. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Like right now?
Georgie: See, you get it.

Audrey: Ugh. [knocks on door]
Mandy: [opens door] Oh, hi.
Audrey: Hello.
Mandy: Can I help you?
Audrey: I want to talk.
Mandy: You sure? That usually doesn't go well for us.
Audrey: I'm sure.
Mandy: Okay. Take your shoes off.
Audrey: Oh, you're kidding.
Mandy: Come on in.

Mandy: Go ahead, say it.
Audrey: I'd rather not. Where's my granddaughter?
Mandy: I sold her. Got a pretty good price.
Audrey: Amanda.
Mandy: She's taking a nap.

Audrey: I warmed up a bottle for CeeCee.
Mandy: Oh, thanks, Mom.
Jim: She's so happy you're back and you're getting along.
Mandy: It's been one day.
Jim: I know, right? It's crazy.

Audrey: [over baby monitor] Here you go.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] Thank you.
Jim: Should we turn it off?
Mandy: No, no, no, turn it up.

Georgie: Like I said, life is good. I've got it all under control. Yeah. All under control.

Audrey: Because we're both adults. [Mandy groans] You married a child, Amanda. You cannot expect him to understand... anything.

Mandy: You know, instead of worrying about Georgie and me... [whispers] ...you should worry about him.
Audrey: There's nothing wrong with your brother.
Mandy: Mom...
Audrey: Nothing!

Georgie: What you doing?
Ruben: Shocks.
Georgie: Cool. You ever worry you'll get crushed under here?

Jim: Everything okay with your sister?
Georgie: Yeah, just some girl stuff. I handled it.
Mandy: Why is she calling you about girl stuff?
Georgie: Why wouldn't she? I'm married to a girl, I have a daughter, [to Audrey] I know you.
Mandy: So, she's all right?
Georgie: Oh, yeah, you know teenagers.
Audrey: She should, she married one.

Jim: Got to tell you, I'm worried about Georgie.
Audrey: What about me? I'm the one who got yelled at.
Jim: I'm always worried about you.
Audrey: You lying dog.

Mandy: [on the phone] So, what's going on with this school thing?
Missy Cooper: Oh, that. [scoffs] Nothing.
Mandy: Okay, well, if you want to talk, I'm here.
Missy Cooper: Fine. I've been falling behind at school and just been feeling- [door rattles]
Mandy: Oh! Georgie's home, got to go. [disconnect tone sounds]

Mandy: You just lost your dad. You got a brand-new baby, your sister's struggling, an unemployed wife, you got no money-
Georgie: Okay, okay.
Mandy: And my mom.
Georgie: Put it that way, it's a miracle I'm still alive.

Mandy: Is there anything I can do to help? Doctor said for sure your heart's okay?
Georgie: Yeah.
Mandy: Want to go find out?