Georgie: Hey, Ruben, let me ask you a question. If you knew a secret that affected a family member, you'd tell him, right?
Jim: What are you pulling him into this for?
Georgie: I'd like a fresh perspective. Well?
Ruben: Well, what kind of secret? A little white lie, or your sister's actually your mom?
Georgie: That's a thing?
Ruben: When you're 16, pregnant and Catholic, yeah.

Georgie: Well, his daughter owes a ton of money and he didn't tell me about it.
Ruben: Ooh, juicy. How much?
Jim: Okay, that's enough. Let's get back to work.
Georgie: No, I'd like to hear what he's got to say.
Jim: Georgie!
Georgie: Fine. [walks off]
Ruben: That baby even his?
Jim: You're on thin ice, pal.
Ruben: Oh, come on, I told you about my mom.
Jim: Go.

Mandy: Got a minute?
Georgie: Why? You gonna kiss me and tell me your mother's your sister?
Mandy: What?
Georgie: Never mind.

Mandy: Here.
Georgie: What's this?
Mandy: It's all my credit card bills, everything.
Georgie: Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover. Are there any you don't have?
Mandy: They came to me, I didn't go to them.

Georgie: Whoa, what's this charge for?
Mandy: Um, a purse.
Georgie: Just one?
Mandy: A really nice one.
Georgie: I'm assuming it didn't have Velcro.

Georgie: What about this one?
Mandy: Uh, that would be shoes.
Georgie: And this one?
Mandy: Shoes.
Georgie: What's the Plaza?
Mandy: Uh, that's a hotel in New York City... across the street from a really great shoe store.
Georgie: You went to New York to buy shoes?
Mandy: Well, I also saw a taping of Saturday Night Live, which was free.

Georgie: What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
Mandy: Oh, that, um... that was an emergency room visit.
Georgie: What happened to you?
Mandy: It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine.
Georgie: What happened to her?
Mandy: It was a him, and he had an accident.
Georgie: Okay, but why did you pay the bill?
Mandy: 'Cause he was my boyfriend, and he had no money.
Georgie: You had no money.
Mandy: Yeah, but I had the credit card.

Georgie: Well, did he pay you back?
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Well, he's gonna. Where's he live?
Mandy: I don't know, it was a long time ago.
Georgie: What's his name?
Mandy: Look, just drop it, okay? This is my problem.
Georgie: Once again, it's our problem!
Mandy: Don't yell at me!
Georgie: I'm not yelling, I'm freakin' out!

[After Mandy walks out after an argument, Connor comes into the living room and sits down next to Georgie on the couch]
Connor: Want a hug?
Georgie: Sure. [Connor puts his arms around Georgie]

Georgie: All right. Thought of a way you could make it up to me.
Jim: Georgie, when I found out you knocked up my daughter, I was gonna shoot ya. I didn't. We're square.

Jim: Look, if I tell you, it has to stay secret.
Georgie: Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
Jim: We're not on the monkey bars, just say you promise.
Georgie: Promise.

Jim: Georgie. You're a good man.
Georgie: I try, sir. [exits]
Jim: So glad I didn't shoot him.

Nick: Can I help you?
Georgie: You know a girl name of Mandy McAllister?
Nick: I used to, why?
Georgie: You owe her a bunch of money.
Nick: Who are you?
Georgie: I'm her husband.
Nick: Oh, damn, she got married? I always thought someday we'd have a reconciliation.
Georgie: Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
Nick: You're kinda young, ain't ya?
Georgie: I live a healthy lifestyle, I stay out of the sun.

Nick: You see her mom much?
Georgie: Why?
Nick: I always thought she was kinda hot.
Georgie: Oh, ew.

Nick: You sure you don't want a beer?
Georgie: No, thank you. Now, how we gonna handle this money situation?
Nick: Simple. I'll, uh, write you a check.
Georgie: All right, then. I appreciate you being cool about this.
Nick: Well, making amends is one of the steps of being sober.
Georgie: Ain't not drinking like step number one?
Nick: Oh, yeah, but that's beer, that don't count.

Nick: You know, Mandy was right to break up with me. I wasn't in a great place.
Georgie: Worse than now?
Nick: Way worse. The night she dumped me, I fell down a flight of stairs.
Georgie: Ouch.
Nick: Good thing I was drunk. Only broke a wrist. That's what that medical bill was. Still clicks. Hear it? [clicking]
Georgie: Oh, yeah. Like a Bic pen.

Nick: Are y'all gonna have kids?
Georgie: We got one, little girl.
Nick: Aw, well, maybe I can come meet her sometime.
Georgie: I guess.
Nick: Where you live?
Georgie: Alabama.
Nick: Well, shoot, leaving the state would be a parole violation.
Georgie: Well, that's a shame. Good luck to ya.

Jim: Connor, why don't you be a member of this family and join us for once?
Connor: I'm good.
Jim: Well, I'm not.
Connor: Would you like to join me?
Jim: No.
Connor: Just know, you're always welcome.

Mandy: Just so you know, I'm gonna be working three nights a week at the diner, start chipping away at those credit cards.
Georgie: What about CeeCee?
Audrey: Amanda and I have already discussed it. Grandma's on the job.
Georgie: Well, if I'm around, I can-
Audrey: Grandma's got it!

Georgie: Hey, Mr. McAllister, if you're open to it, I've got some ideas as to how I can be making more money at the store.
Jim: What you thinking?
Georgie: Well, we got a tow truck that mostly just sits there. Why ain't we out there rescuing folks with flat tires?
Jim: 'Cause the police always call Fagenbacher's Texaco when someone needs a tow.
Georgie: I get it, but what if I were to tell you my Meemaw has some cop friends as a result of her...
previous endeavors?
Audrey: Endeavors? You mean an illegal gambling room?
Georgie: We also had a perfectly legal video store to clean the money.