Audrey: I would like you and CeeCee and Georgie to come back.
Mandy: Why?
Audrey: Because... you'll be safer, more comfortable.
Mandy: We're pretty comfortable.
Audrey: You gonna make me beg?
Mandy: I'm gonna make you apologize.
Audrey: I'd rather beg.
Mandy: Okay, then thanks for dropping by.
Audrey: Fine. [clears throat] I may have been less than welcoming, and, perhaps, a little unfair to you and Georgie. And I am very aware... [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling] [Audrey continues speaking indistinctly] I know that moving back... [rumbling continues] [Audrey continues] [rumbling stops] Okay?
Mandy: Sorry, didn't get that last part.
Audrey: I'm not saying it again.
Mandy: Apology accepted. Help me pack.

Georgie: [over baby monitor] Real nice of you to apologize to Mandy. I know it meant a lot to her.
Audrey: [also over baby monitor] Good, I'm glad.
Georgie: Although, I am the one you said mean things about.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie, no.
Audrey: Excuse me?
Georgie: You implied the reason CeeCee ain't talking is 'cause her dad is some kind of dumbbell.
Jim: Mmm. Set of brass ones on this kid. [Mandy shushes Jim]

CeeCee: [over baby monitor] Dadda.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] You hear that? Who's dumb now? Mandy, she's talking! Hurry, get in here!
Mandy: I'm coming!
Georgie: You missed it. She said "Dadda."
Jim: Wow. Smart little girl.
Georgie: Well, you know genius runs in my family.
CeeCee: Dadda.

Georgie: Hey, Dad. On my way to work. Thought I'd stop and say hi. Things are all good down here. I'm sure they're good up there, 'cause, you know, heaven and such. Looked in on Mom and Missy yesterday. They're doing all right, considering... your new address. Oh, get this. I had to ship a pack of Underoos to Sheldon 'cause he couldn't find the Batman kind in Pasadena. What else? CeeCee's amazing. Starting to stand up. Trying to walk. Kind of looks like you after a case of beer. And Mandy, she's looking for a job as a TV reporter, which has been, let's just say, a hoot.

Georgie: Hey. How'd the interview go?
Mandy: It didn't.
Georgie: What's that mean?
Mandy: It means I put on control-top pantyhose and I drove across town just to find out they hired some 22-year-old ditz.
Georgie: Guy ditz or girl ditz?
Mandy: What's a guy ditz?
Georgie: I don't know. Gilligan?
Mandy: Well, this one was a girl, and she only got the job because she's young and perky.
Georgie: You're perky.
Mandy: [scoffs] I'm young, too.

Georgie: Given any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
Jim: Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea. Just feels wrong.
Georgie: I'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
Jim: Doesn't matter, I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.

Georgie: I was just rushing to pick up my sister 'cause my mom had a church thing and Missy didn't want to go to the church thing 'cause she had a friends thing and they were fighting and, as you can imagine, it was a whole thing.
Jim: I get it, mistakes happen.
Georgie: You don't have to be nice to me just 'cause I'm your son-in-law. I screwed up, let me have it.
Jim: I thought I was letting you have it.
Georgie: No, you're being nice.
Jim: Oh. I'm sorry.
Georgie: Don't apologize. I should be apologizing to you.
Jim: Well, you already did.
Georgie: Yeah, but then you were nice and ruined it.
Jim: J-Just open the store.
Georgie: "Just open the store..."
Jim: Dumbass.
Georgie: Was that so hard?

Mandy: Couples fight. It's not a big deal.
Audrey: Have you ever heard your father and I raise our voices at one another?
Mandy: No.
Audrey: And do you know why?
Mandy: 'Cause you squashed the life out of him?

Mandy: It's not Georgie's fault. I'm just frustrated trying to find a job.
Audrey: You ever think instead of the TV news, you try the local paper?
Mandy: [scoffs] Look at this face. I'm on-camera talent.

Georgie: [exhales] [strains] Hello? Anybody? Ruben!
Jim: [enters] Georgie. Your sister's on the phone.
Georgie: I'm gonna have to call her back.
Jim: What are you doing?
Georgie: I'm holding the transmission fluid recirculator.
Jim: The what?
Georgie: Ruben said if I let it fall, bad things will happen.
Jim: [on the phone] Missy, hang on a sec. [to Georgie] Son, there is no such thing as a transmission fluid recirculator.
Georgie: Then what am I holding?
Jim: I have no idea.

Georgie: [on the phone] What'd you do?
Missy Cooper: It's not that big a deal.
Georgie: Getting suspended's a big deal.
Missy Cooper: Are you coming or not?
Georgie: I can't just drop everything, I have a job.
Missy Cooper: Forget it, I'll hitch. If I never see you again, don't blame yourself.
Georgie: I'm on my way.

Georgie: What were you thinking?
Missy Cooper: I was thinking I didn't want to take the test.
Georgie: So cut class, don't pull a fire alarm.
Missy Cooper: Next time, I'll know better.
Georgie: No next time. And how do you think you're gonna keep this from Mom?
Missy Cooper: Easy. I pretend to go to school in the morning and pretend to come home in the afternoon.
Georgie: The school's gonna call the house.
Missy Cooper: No problem. [as Mary] "Hi, this is Mary Cooper, Jesus loves you. What'd she do? Don't you worry, I will pray the devil right out of that rascal."
Georgie: That's not gonna work.
Missy Cooper: It did last time I got suspended.

Georgie: Come on. You got a good head on your shoulders, why don't you try using it?
Missy Cooper: Listen to you. You sound like Dad.
Georgie: Well, you know, genetics. [Missy laughs softly] What?
Missy Cooper: That's what the test was on. Genetics.

Missy Cooper: What're you taking Tums for?
Georgie: My stomach.
Missy Cooper: What's wrong with your stomach?
Georgie: Nothing. Just ate something ain't sitting right.
Missy Cooper: You should try smoking weed.
Georgie: You're smoking pot now?
Missy Cooper: Why? You got some?
Georgie: No.
Missy Cooper: You want some?

Mandy: You're still pretending he's fine?
Audrey: He is fine. He just has a unique view of the world. Right, Jim?
Jim: "Unique" is the word we agreed to use.

Dr. Hill: Good news. Your heart is fine.
Georgie: You sure? Didn't feel fine.
Dr. Hill: Most likely, you had a panic attack.
Georgie: Mm. That don't sound right.
Dr. Hill: Well, they can present like a heart attack you know, chest pains, shortness of breath.
Georgie: Well, I did eat a whole bottle of TUMS, maybe it's Tum poisoning.

Jim: Look, I know the kid lost his temper, but that is not his nature.
Audrey: Whose side are you on?
Jim: [scoffs] There's no sides.
Audrey: Of course there are. That's all a marriage is. Warfare.

Jim: He's got a lot on his plate and I feel for him.
Audrey: You feel for him.
Jim: Yeah.
Audrey: [sighs] Well, at the risk of being a broken record, there's no way this marriage lasts, and I say, the sooner it ends the better.
Jim: Oh, you don't know that. Come on. Your dad hated me, I'm still here.
Audrey: My dad hated your long hair. [strokes Jim's head] Well...

Jim: All I'm saying is the kid is more on the ball than you think. You know, he's been trying to get me to sell Korean tires.
Audrey: Korean tires?
Jim: They're actually pretty good.
Audrey: So, why don't we sell them?
Jim: We just don't.
Audrey: Jim...
Jim: My Goodyear sales rep promised me a ride on the blimp.

Mandy: [on the phone] Hey, is- is Georgie over there?
Missy Cooper: No, why?
Mandy: Oh, I just thought maybe he stopped by. [chuckles]
Missy Cooper: Y'all have a fight?
Mandy: No, don't be silly. So, uh, what happened with you at school today?
Missy Cooper: Don't change the subject. What're you fighting about?
Mandy: There's no fight, it's just... two adults seeing things different.
Missy Cooper: And then arguing about it till one runs away?
Mandy: Yeah.
Missy Cooper: I ran away a lot as a kid. He'll grow out of it.