Jim: Damn, this is stressful.
Connor: If it's too much, we can stop. No shame admitting defeat.
Jim: Make coffee.
Audrey: On it.

Georgie: That was fun. Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mandy: [unimpressed] Mm-hmm. Crazy you and Todd went to school together.
Georgie: I know. My meemaw would call that "quite the coinkydink."

Jim: How about this?
Audrey: I like it.
Jim: You sure?
Audrey: Do it.
Jim: Are you something in this house?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
Audrey: Good job.
Jim: Teamwork, babe.

Connor: We're playing 20 Questions if you'd like to join.
Mandy: No. [exits]
Connor: Anyone else glad she said no?

Audrey: So, is your husband out with his little friends?
Mandy: Don't call them that.
Audrey: Sorry. Is your husband out with his big-boy friends?
Mandy: Can you stop enjoying this?
Audrey: No.

Mandy: I'm not upset he's out with friends. I'm upset he's doing something dangerous.
Audrey: Well, why didn't you tell him not to?
Mandy: I did. He didn't listen.
Audrey: Well... he is at that rebellious age.
Mandy: I'm serious.
Audrey: [chuckles] Georgie has a lot of very good qualities, but he's so much younger than you. It was bound to a problem at some point.
Mandy: That's not true.
Audrey: Really? Think about what you were doing when you were 19.
Mandy: Well, I was in college, so I was... going to all my classes and studying a lot. Okay, but it's different because I didn't have a child.
Audrey: [laughing] And now you've got two of 'em.

Mandy: Thanks for coming.
Georgie: What happened to your buddy?
Mandy: Oh, she's, um... getting a cavity filled.

Mandy: Want some hand lotion?
Georgie: How many times I got to say no?
Mandy: Men can take care of their skin, too.
Georgie: Yeah, men in California.
Mandy: We have got to get you on a plane one of these days.

Georgie: Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Audrey: Well, sure.
Georgie: I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee need to spend it at my mom's.
Audrey: This is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed. Of course you should.
Georgie: Oh. Thank you. That's a relief.
Audrey: Why?
Georgie: Why what?
Audrey: Why would you think that I would be upset that you want to spend Thanksgiving with your grieving mother?
Georgie: Well...
Audrey: What kind of monster do you think I am? [Jim sneaks out of the kitchen]
Georgie: Um...
Jim: [o.s.] Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work.
Georgie: Got to go. Thanks again. [hushed] You saved my butt.
Jim: Keep moving. Keep moving.

Georgie: Fine. Then come have dinner at the McAllisters'.
Mary Cooper: With your mother-in-law? Not for a million dollars.
Georgie: Oh, come on. She's not a monster. [off Mary's look] Come on.
Mary Cooper: No.
Georgie: Fine. I didn't want to do this, but as the man of the house, I'm putting my foot down. You're coming.
Mary Cooper: I have a foot of my own. Would you like to know where I'm gonna put it?
Georgie: No, ma'am.
Mary Cooper: All right, then. [exits]
Georgie: "All right, then."

Georgie: She don't want to do Thanksgiving.
Mandy: What do you mean, like she doesn't want to cook?
Georgie: She don't want to do it at all.
Connor: May I interject?
Mandy: What?
Connor: I'm considering getting a cat.
Jim: Connor, not now.
Connor: Let me know when.

Mandy: She knows she's welcome here, right?
Georgie: She just wants to sit home by herself.
Mandy: What are you gonna do?
Georgie: I don't know. I hate the thought of her being all alone.
Connor: Now?
Jim: Fine.
Connor: You're never alone if you have a cat.

Jim: Sweet of Georgie to worry so much about his mom.
Audrey: It is. I hope our kids worry about me when I'm a widow.
Jim: What makes you think I'm gonna go first?
Audrey: Jim.
Jim: Fine.

Jim: And of course they're gonna worry about you.
Audrey: I'm not so sure. Amanda's likely to stick me in a home first chance she gets.
Jim: On the bright side, Connor will probably be your roommate.
Audrey: Very funny.
Jim: Hope you like cats.

Mandy: It's pecan, his favorite. I was hoping to cheer him up.
Jim: Yeah, he has been a little moody lately. Kind of snapped on a customer.
Mandy: What happened?
Jim: Well, they wished him a happy Thanksgiving, and he said, "Whatever."
Mandy: Ooh, for him, that's bad.

Mandy: Well, this is his first Thanksgiving without his dad.
Jim: Sure, that's rough. George was a good man.
Mandy: Sure was.
Jim: You know, I thought we'd be celebrating Thanksgivings together for a long time.
Mandy: Me, too.
Jim: But, uh... [sniffles] guess you never know what the future holds.
Mandy: Makes you appreciate what you do have.
Jim: We're really lucky.
Mandy: [voice shaking] We sure are. Don't you go anywhere.
Jim: Oh, I won't, baby girl. [they hug]
[Ruben walks out from the shop floor, takes one look at Jim and Mandy hugging and turns back]
Mandy: You better not. [sighs] I should go.
Jim: [sniffles] All right. Well, thanks for stopping by.
Mandy: Don't eat Georgie's lunch.
Jim: I am hungry, but I won't.

Meemaw: What about you? How you doing?
Mandy: I'm all right. I'm a little worried about your grandson.
Meemaw: Oh. Is this about Thanksgiving? [Mandy nods] Well, you just got to give Mary time. When my husband died, I was just miserable those first few holidays.
Dale Ballard: Maybe he died because you're miserable.
Meemaw: It's a big house. Go somewhere else.
Dale Ballard: Good day. [exits]

Mandy: Um, so here's the thing. Georgie's going through a rough time, and I want to help.
Meemaw: What can I do?
Mandy: Well, it would mean a lot to him if you could be with us for Thanksgiving.
Meemaw: [sighs] Oh, honey, I am so sorry. I promised Dale I'd go camping with him.
Mandy: Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
Meemaw: Just let me talk to Dale. [shouts] We're not going camping!
Dale Ballard: [returns] I was gone 20 seconds. What the hell happened?
Meemaw: We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie.
Dale Ballard: I've been looking forward to this for months.
Meemaw: Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. [to Mandy] What time you want us?

Missy Cooper: [on the phone] But first, I need a little favor.
Mandy: Anything.
Missy Cooper: Take me to get a tattoo.
Mandy: What? No.
Missy Cooper: You said, "Anything."
Mandy: Yeah, and then you said "tattoo."
Missy Cooper: I guess I'm not going.
Mandy: Oh, come on.
Missy Cooper: I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower. What do you think?
Mandy: I am not taking you to get a tattoo.
Missy Cooper: All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
[cut to Missy and Mandy at a tattoo parlor:]
Missy Cooper: Ow, it hurts.
Mandy: Good.

Mandy: Hey, I hope it's okay I invited Missy, Georgie's meemaw, and her fella Dale to Thanksgiving.
Audrey: Her fella?
Mandy: Her beau? I don't know what to call old people who are doing it.
Audrey: I've seen him. They're not doing it much.