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Quote from Georgie in the episode The 6:10 to Lubbock

Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Quote from Georgie in the episode A Regular Samaritan

Georgie: You know, there's a Bible study Wednesday. You want to come?
Mandy: Oh, wow, we really need to work on your dirty talk.
Georgie: [chuckles] Sorry, I just think you really might like it.
Mandy: Thanks, but I don't need to watch you sell tires to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
Georgie: It ain't about that. It's actually kind of working.
Mandy: W-What are you talking about?
Georgie: I'm making more money and you want to have day sex. That's everything I've ever prayed for.

Quote from Jim in the episode A Regular Samaritan

Jim: Well, be careful. I own a timeshare in Florida 'cause the saleslady looked like Raquel Welch.
Georgie: I don't know who that is.
Jim: Oh, she was a knockout. Had curves in all the right places. She wore this fur bikini in a movie. Man, I still think about it.
Georgie: Fur bikini?
Ruben: Was she cold?
Jim: Get back to work. [exits]
Georgie: [snorts] "Curves in all the right places."
Ruben: Dude is old.

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Quote from Audrey in the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground

Audrey: Excuse me. Did anyone happen to find a pair of shoes?
Frank: Oh, yeah. Welcome back. Here you go.
Audrey: Thank you.
Frank: Hang on. You want the bra, too?
Audrey: [chuckles nervously] That's not mine!

Quote from Mandy in the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground

Mandy: [to Audrey] I got diamonds. You got squat.

Quote from Jim in the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground

Audrey: Did you get me anything, honey?
Jim: Oh, you don't remember? I told you on the phone I was gonna get you something. You told me not to. You were very firm about it. Okay, I'm gonna unpack and hit the shower.

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