Pastor Jeff Quotes

Quote from the episode A House Divided

Pastor Jeff: Mandy, Georgie, why don't we discuss how to improve your relationship with each other and the Lord?
Mandy: Oh, I forgive you. Let's go.
Georgie: Sweet! [both exit]
Pastor Jeff: I'm gonna call that one a win.

Quote from the episode A House Divided

Pastor Jeff: [enters] Mary, can you... Oh. Sorry. Didn't know you had company.
Mary Cooper: You remember Georgie's mother-in-law, Audrey.
Pastor Jeff: Of course. So what're you two gals gabbing about?
Mary Cooper: Audrey just came by to tell me how fragile and needy I've been since George died.
Audrey: No, I came to apologize.
Mary Cooper: Because you feel bad for me.
Audrey: Well, I don't anymore!
Mary Cooper: Do you believe this woman?
Pastor Jeff: ... I believe in the power of prayer. What do you say we all join hands and ask the big amigo for His guidance? [Jeff holds out his hands, but Audrey and Mary both ignore his request] Amen. [laughs] [exits]