Audrey: What if someone were to "accidentally" drop a box of nails over on Main Street?
Mandy: Mom.
Audrey: I'm trying to pay off your credit card, so back off!
Georgie: I like it. Keep thinking.

Georgie: You realize with you working nights and me on a tow truck, we might not be seeing a lot of each other.
Mandy: I know.
Georgie: Or a lot of CeeCee.
Mandy: Well, we'll have a family reunion when we get out of the hole I dug.
Georgie: Sounds like a plan.
Mandy: You're really wonderful, Georgie Cooper.
Georgie: I know. I am what you call "a catch."
Mandy: [chuckles] Okay, don't get carried away with yourself.
Georgie: I'm just saying, for a long time I thought I was the lucky one in this relationship, but maybe it's you.
Mandy: Or maybe we're both lucky.
Georgie: No, I'm pretty sure it's you.
Mandy: You jerk.

Mandy: Hey, if it's really important to you, I-I'll reach out to my ex and try to get the money back.
Georgie: Oh, no, no, no, you don't want that. Best leave it in the past.
Mandy: Okay.
Georgie: Just promise me, no more secrets.
Mandy: I promise.
Georgie: You sure? If there's anything you need to tell me, now's the time.
Mandy: Nothing. What about you?
Georgie: Nothing. What you see is what you get.
Mandy: 'Kay. Love you.
Georgie: Love you, too.
[Georgie and Mandy kiss, roll apart, and immediately lie there with their eyes wide open. Neither says another word. Georgie turns off the light.]

Georgie: Well, this is a sad sight.
Frank: What took so long?
Georgie: Sorry. Had to fix a couple flats over on Main. What's the trouble?
Frank: Don't know. It just conked out.
Georgie: Well, you buy a foreign car, you take your chances.
Frank: It's British.
Georgie: [British accent] We're saying the same thing, gov'nah.
Officer Gilroy: Hey, Georgie.
Georgie: Oh, hey, Lisa. Thanks for the call.
Officer Gilroy: Thanks for the softball uniforms.

Mandy: Oh, what a cute baby.
Mom: Thanks.
Mandy: How old is this little guy?
Mom: Just turned one.
Mandy: Oh, I got a daughter about that age. She's at home with my mom. Probably putting her to bed soon. It's been a while since I missed story time. [voice breaking] Okay, let me tell you the specials. The soup of the day is tomato and, uh, we also have a chicken-fried steak with a side of mashed potatoes. You don't want to miss out on the pecan pie. [Mandy sobs as the baby boy grabs her finger]

Answering Machine: You have one new message. [beeps]
Jay Leno: [on answering machine] Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here. Just wanted to say thanks for the care package. You know, you could never... have too many socks. Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A., if you want to come by and jam with The Tonight Show band, the guys would love it. See ya. [machine beeps]
Audrey: Connor?

Mandy: Are we done?
Audrey: No, we're going again.
Georgie: If you insist. [shuffles cards]
Audrey: You better not be hustling us.
Georgie: I can't believe you would accuse me of that.

Beth: Hey, I'm gonna grab a drink when we get off. You want to come?
Mandy: Wow, I can't remember the last time I went out for a drink.
Beth: Is that a yes?
Mandy: I-I don't know, my husband's at home with the baby.
Beth: Well, if it's too much trouble...
Mandy: Oh, no, it's no trouble, I'm coming.

Mandy: Hi, can I get anything else for you or your wife?
Older Man: No, she's my sister.
Mandy: [whispers to Beth] Oh, my God.

Mandy: Huh. Look at me. It's after 9:00, I'm not only out, I'm awake.
Beth: And your husband didn't mind staying home with the baby?
Mandy: Oh, no, he loves it.
Beth: That's nice. My ex loved babies, too.
Mandy: Why'd you break up?
Beth: He made a baby with another woman.
Mandy: Oh. Sorry.
Beth: No, it's okay. Yeah, he's that bitch's problem now.
Mandy: Man, I hate bitches.

Beth: No, it's fine, I got my son, my freedom, now it's my turn to have fun.
Mandy: And, now, when you say "fun," you mean...
Beth: Sex with men I barely know.
Mandy: Okay, well, I won't be doing that, but I will be cheering for you.
Beth: Thank you!
Mandy: You go, hoebag.

Georgie: Did you have fun?
Mandy: It was okay.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: I had a nice time.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: Okay, I had a great time. [sighs]
Georgie: Good, I'm glad.

Mandy: Hey, uh, my friend Beth invited me over to her place tonight.
Georgie: Oh, I think your parents were hoping we'd play cards.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm well aware.

Beth: Hey, Todd. Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
Todd: Georgie Cooper?
Georgie: Yeah.
Todd: Didn't you go to Medford High?
Georgie: Yeah, a while ago.
Todd: Your dad was the football coach, you had the genius brother.
Beth: I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
Todd: He was a year ahead of me.
Beth: Wait, how old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen.
Mandy: Now you know why he lied. [laughs]

Todd: So, did you graduate?
Georgie: No, I dropped out my junior year.
Todd: Oh, that's so cool.
Beth: No, it's not.
Mandy: Not cool.
Georgie: If I didn't, we never would've met.
Mandy: 'Cause you would've been in homeroom?

Beth: Well, Todd, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to do. You don't want to hang out with us old folks... and Georgie.
Todd: I'm gonna go work on my dirt bike.
Georgie: You got a dirt bike?
Todd: Yamaha YZ250.
Georgie: Oh, sweet.
Todd: You want to see it?
Georgie: [excitedly to Mandy] Can I?
Mandy: Go ahead.

Georgie: How long you had it?
Todd: Six months. My dad bought it for me during the divorce so I'd be on his side.
Georgie: Did it work?
Todd: No, my mom bought me a Nintendo. Kind of balanced things out.
Georgie: You know, people don't talk much about the upsides of divorce.

Todd: So, what's it like being married?
Georgie: Well, I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
Todd: Cool. What's it like having a girlfriend?
Georgie: It's good. I mean, you got to buy 'em presents and watch dumb movies, but overall it's worth it.
Todd: So I bet you get to do it all the time.
Georgie: Well, I'm a gentleman. B-But I did say "worth it."
Todd: It's not weird that she's old?
Georgie: She ain't old, she's older. Also, do not let her hear you say that.

Georgie: Hey. Listen, Todd invited me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
Mandy: You're not doing that.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: You have a child. It's dangerous.
Georgie: I'll wear a helmet.
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Todd's mom lets him do it.
Mandy: What did you say?
Georgie: What?
Mandy: "Todd's mom lets him do it," like I'm your mom?
Georgie: That ain't what I meant.
Mandy: Well, that's what it sounded like.
Georgie: Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should stop acting like my mom.
Mandy: [grunts] You-- I-- You are in trouble, mister. [Georgie rolls his eyes] Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me.

Mandy: [o.s.] You are not playing with my friend's son!
Georgie: [o.s.] I'm a grown man, I can play with whoever I want.
Jim: Trouble in paradise.
Mandy: [enters] We're back.
Audrey: We heard.
Mandy: CeeCee good?
Audrey: Sound asleep.
Jim: You two okay?
Mandy: I don't want to talk about it.
Jim: All righty.