Georgie: Oh, you don't need to hire anybody. Me and Ruben'll do it.
Jim: Do what?
Georgie: Paint the outside of the store.
Ruben: Oh. 'Cause I'm Hispanic, I know how to paint buildings?
Georgie: No, no, no, that ain't what I meant. And for the record, I've never once thought of you as Hispanic.
Ruben: What do you think I am?
Georgie: Well, mean and unhappy.
Ruben: That's fair.

Mandy: What you watching?
Jim: Clint Eastwood.
Mandy: Oh, the one with the monkey?
Jim: The best.
Mandy: You ever wonder what happened to the monkey?
Jim: I always hoped he'd retired someplace nice. You know... Florida, Arizona.

Mandy: You know, if she's not being hard on him, it's gonna come out at someone else.
Jim: Am I a bad father for hoping it's you?
Mandy: Yes.
Connor: Can you keep it down? I'm recording the toaster oven.
Jim: Maybe it'll be Connor.
Mandy: No, it's never Connor.
Jim: No, it's never Connor.

Mandy: [doorbell continues ringing] Connor, what the hell are you doing?
Connor: Shh. I'm making music. [doorbell continues ringing]

Georgie: Should I do something?
Mandy: Yes, you should rub my feet.
Georgie: I'm serious.
Mandy: So am I.
Georgie: Fine. [Mandy groans] Remember when you were pregnant, and your ankles looked like water balloons?
Mandy: Just rub.

Georgie: Mandy said I shouldn't bug you, but I got to get something off my chest.
Jim: Well, can't it wait till morning?
Georgie: [sighs] I'm afraid not. Mrs. McAllister, I was going along with all your plans 'cause it felt nice for me and you to be getting along. And Mr. McAllister, you've always had my back. And I never want you to think that I don't have yours. So, y'all don't be mad at each other, be mad at me. This is my fault.
Jim: I appreciate that, but we're fine.
Georgie: Really?
Audrey: This isn't our first fight. We argue, we make up, that's marriage.
Jim: Yeah. Go to bed, get some sleep.
Georgie: [sighs] Thank you. Good night. [door closes]
Jim: You think he heard us doing it?
Audrey: No, I think we're good. [they kiss]

[Audrey leaves the tire store]
Jim: Georgie. Ruben. Get all this crap out of here.
Georgie: Even the toilet seat?
Jim: No, that's a keeper.

Mandy: "I want her to grow up to be independent." Boy, she pisses me off. [looks to Georgie for reassurance]
Georgie: [off Mandy's look] Me, too.

Audrey: Sleep okay?
Mandy: I did.
Audrey: So, all the little pieces that died because of me are doing all right?
Mandy: You know, you could've turned off the monitor.
Audrey: But I didn't.

Jim: Whoa, whoa, let's all calm down. Audrey, what happened?
Audrey: No idea. Amanda came to me and apologized for being rude. I accepted. Then, before I knew it, she was being rude again. I'm guessing hormones.
Jim: I'm walking away.

Georgie: If I may, you do have a habit of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.
Audrey: Name one.
Jim: Oh, let's not go naming things.
Mandy: How about saying that CeeCee might be dumb like her dad?
Georgie: She said that?
Mandy: She said that.
Audrey: I never said that!
Georgie: Hey, you can call me whatever you want but you do not insult my daughter or accuse my wife of having hormones. Start packing, we're out of here.

Bev: Comes with your own patio furniture, barbecue, awning.
Georgie: Nice. For entertaining.
Bev: And this is your living room/den/rumpus room.
Mandy: It's a little cramped.
Bev: Only a problem if you don't like each other.
Georgie: Well, then that is not a problem for us.
Bev: He's a chipper one, ain't he?
Mandy: Yeah.

Georgie: I know it's not exactly what we had in mind...
Mandy: We're taking it.
Georgie: Really?
Mandy: Yeah. I mean, it sucks, but it's still better than living with my mother. [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling stops] Still better.

Georgie: Hey, welcome to the Cooper residence.
Mandy: [o.s.] Cooper-McAllister.
Georgie: Hmm. I'm surprised she put my name first. Come on in.

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Georgie: [whispers] Here I come.
Mandy: Oh, careful.
Georgie: Look at me, I'm Spider-Man.

Mandy: Hey, maybe it's time I go back to work.
Georgie: Really? She's ain't even a year yet.
Mandy: Yeah, I know that was the plan, but... plans change.
Georgie: Mandy, I support you in anything you wanna do, but I promise, I'll get us out of here. [kisses Mandy]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] How?
Georgie: Simple, I'll make a lot of money. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Yeah, but how?
Georgie: Never giving up. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Like right now?
Georgie: See, you get it.

Audrey: Ugh. [knocks on door]
Mandy: [opens door] Oh, hi.
Audrey: Hello.
Mandy: Can I help you?
Audrey: I want to talk.
Mandy: You sure? That usually doesn't go well for us.
Audrey: I'm sure.
Mandy: Okay. Take your shoes off.
Audrey: Oh, you're kidding.
Mandy: Come on in.

Mandy: Go ahead, say it.
Audrey: I'd rather not. Where's my granddaughter?
Mandy: I sold her. Got a pretty good price.
Audrey: Amanda.
Mandy: She's taking a nap.

Audrey: I warmed up a bottle for CeeCee.
Mandy: Oh, thanks, Mom.
Jim: She's so happy you're back and you're getting along.
Mandy: It's been one day.
Jim: I know, right? It's crazy.